我的爸妈 (第3/3页)

ouldwatchit.Iwaowatchit,soIcalledDad.Downloaditforme.Althoughitisdifficulttouand,IliketoreaditandIwatchitrepeatedly.Iamveryhappy.

    LasttimeIwatchedaDisneycartoonstoryaboutasnowmohMaMa.Itwasverytoug.Iwatchedittwice.MaMasaidthatthecartoonelisverybanddeceiveschildren.MaMadownloadedtheLegendofIdFireforme,afreefullset,andyouwatchitslowly.ThelittleprinceIlikehasalreadybeengivenaway,buttherearealsoHokkienandEnglishversions,soIdon’tuand.

    MaMasaid,wasthegarlicchioodlesyesterdaydelicious?Itmayhavebeeedandalldischarged.IwasdrinkieawithMaMainthelivingroom.Shesaidthatthereanesehaikuthatshecouldn’tuand,soshelostthepackage.Infact,esehaikuispopurnow,andshesaidthattheteabagsentbythelittleauntonlytainsZhang.ZhiPu''''eristhebestdrink,shelikesitbest,andIlikeallgreenteas,includingminttea.

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    我妈麻给我下载免费的小王子彩sE四种语言电子书，因为我还想重看，还有草莓印，雪怪，等等长篇，都是免费的电子书，我可以随时看，妈麻真是手机达人。

    爸拔在吃寿司，他叫妈麻把番茄饭做成寿司卷，切一切小块，他今天上课一小时，非常满意，我妈麻说秋天到了，给我穿上长K，她自己也换上黑长K，然後我们继续喝绿茶。

    我叫妈麻把绿茶包上的日文俳句，解释给我听，她说要查字典才能翻译，所以我们就去垃圾筒里找四个俳句，每一句都写得不一样。

    MymommadownloadedmethefreeLittlePrincecolorfuagee-book,becauseIstillwanttore-readit.TherearealsonovelssuchasStrawberryPrint,SnowMonster,andsoon.Theyareallfreee-books.Ireadthemanytime,mom.Maisreallyamobilephoneexpert.

    Dadwaseatingsushi.HeaskedMommatomaketomatoritosushirollsandcutallthesmallpieces.Hewasincssforanhourtodayandwasverysatisfied.MyMommasaidthatautumnishere,putmeonlongpants,andshegeditherself.Putonbcktrousers,andtheireentea.

    MynameisMaMaandexpiheJapanesehaikuonthegreenteabag.Shesaidthatweolookupthediarytotra,sowewenttothetrashtofindfourhaiku,eachofwhichwaswrittendifferently.

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    爸拔吃了重复的饭菜，不高兴，一直睡，妈麻就用虾仁笋子炒面线迷惑他，连我也闻香而起床，跟爸拔抢着吃，妈麻见到快四点了，就现煮红豆稀饭加冰糖，爸拔在熟了之後搅拌一下，加上N粉喝，我也好想喝红豆牛N。

    爸拔说，宝宝你把读书心得写给我看，我说写完了，用另一个笔名，秀给爸拔看，他很高兴称赞我言之有理，所以才给我喝，爸拔说，你今天给我赶快大便完再睡觉，不然妈麻被你臭Si了，天天都梦见金hsE的云，超恶的。

    我说，叫妈麻再泡红茶给我喝，救消化，我问妈麻那俳句是什麽，妈麻说是称赞茶树真的是不Si的一种元气，我说，你看，爸拔你都没有投资四语字典，才会这麽笨，拿妈麻当军师，我就说，俳句没那麽简单，是要押音的。

    Dadatetherepetitivemeals.Hesetasleeping.MaMausedthefriednoodleswithshrimpsandbambooshootstofusehisawthatitwasalmostfouro''''clock.Freshlycookedredbeanpewithrocksugar,dadstiritafteritiscooked,anddrinkitwithmilkpowder.Ireallywanttodrinkredbeanmilk.

    Dadsaid,"Baby,pleasewritemeyourreadingexperience.IsaidthatwhenIfinishedwriting,showDadwithanotherpseudonym.Hewasveryhappytopraisemeforbeingreasonable,sohegaveittome.Dadsaid,"YouGivemeahurrytodefecatetodayaobed,otherwisemymotherwillbestinkingtodeathbyyou,andIdreamofgoldencloudseveryday,whichissoevil.

    Isaid,askMommatomakebckteaformetodrinktosavemydigestion.IaskedMommawhatthehaikuis.Mommasaiditwasakindofvitalitythatpraisedtheteatreeforbeingreallyimmortal.Fuagediariesaresostupid.UsingMamaasamilitaryteacher,Isaid,Haikuisnotthatsimple.